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Section
Knock-Knock jokes:
Knock
Knock
Who's
There? |
"Imago." |
_____
Who? |
"Well,
i
guess
Imago
ahead
and
tell
you." |
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Knock
Knock
Who's
There? |
I love
doctor |
_____
Who?
|
Really? |
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Knock Knock
Who's There? |
COWS GO |
_____ Who? |
Cows don't go WHO, cows go MOO
! |
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| Tongue
Twisters:
Two
Truckee truckers truculently trucking
to have truck to truck two trucks of
truck.
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Theophiles
Thistle, the successful
thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted
thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through
the thick of his thumb.
Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the
successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted
thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through
the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full
of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles
through the thick of thy thumb.
Success to the successful
thistle-sifter! |
Suddenly
swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.
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